01 ☂ VIDEO

[parashade]

[The feed starts with small shaking movement because this girl still does not know how to handle technology very well. Her face is on the screen and it looks like she wants to ask the general public something of importance with her usual poker face.]

If anybody knows of a Pokemon that produces food on its own that is edible for humans, I would like to know what Pokemon it is and where I can acquire one.

[There are small thumping noises as she expresses her request. The background shows a big, open parasol and whatever small space that shows the trees is moving along, which means she is too, but she doesn't seem to be walking. Probably riding on a Pokemon or something, right? Right.]

... I do not know how much that particular Pokemon would be worth and I have not been given the comparison to measure the currency with. I assume that people have been in the same shoes as I have, so you would know how much money you started with. So if anybody could explain the currency this place uses, that would be nice too.

Also, for a dragon that requires sunlight to move, would you say that it is an autotroph? What about one that has wings but cannot fly? Would it be in the same category as a penguin?

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[video]

[parashade]

... But of course, I do not expect such a convenience to pass my way in the harsh wilderness. So I am willing to ask questions for future references in hopes that I would obtain a satisfying answer.

[video]

[combat_butler]

Ah... That would be hoping for some kind of divine intervention. The only way that would play out is if you conveniently happen to meet someone who showed up at the same time as you who happened to have a Pokemon that fit the bill exactly.

... not a fan of camping then, I take it?

[video]

[parashade]

That would be the case, wouldn't it? I have looked at other broadcasts prior to mine and have not seen any Pokemon that would meet the requirements, so even the chance for that is zero.

[With that, she spins her parasol by the handle a little as if to answer Hayate's question.]

[video]

[combat_butler]

You never know! There might be someone yet to materialize and get booted out of Mom's house who just so happens to have a giant dinosaur with bananas growing off it's neck.

*blink blink.* ... or is it more not a fan of the sun beating down on you?

[video]

[parashade]

Even so, I am most likely getting further away from my starting point. If I were to wait any longer, I might actually starve to death. Then I would have nobody to blame but you for suggesting the idea. [Always and forever having the poker face.]

... But I suppose I will forgive you. Even if you are asking such a personal question.

[video]

[combat_butler]

--EH?! While I'm glad I'm being forgiven and sorry if I was intrusive, how could I have known that actually qualified as personal?! It would normally be a completely casual and non-noteworthy thing to ask...!

[video]

[parashade]

The fact that whether you knew of it or not does not make the matter any less personal, don't you think? It only affects the percentage of whether you would be forgiven for making such a mistake or not.

[video]

[combat_butler]

Ahhhh... It's finally here. The day where forgiveness is measured in percentages...

[video] 1/2

[parashade]

If you think about it, everything is measured in percentages, isn't it? This isn't any different. But of course, I am no master of probabilities, so that sort of job is left to others that are well more accustomed to calculating these sorts of things.

[video]

[parashade]

... Boys shouldn't worry about small details.

[video] 1/2

[combat_butler]

Even if that's the case, I don't want to live in a world where statistics and percentages are the deciding factor in everything-!

[video]

[combat_butler]

. . .

I declared loudly before remembering this is a place where levels and slight differences in HP make all the difference.

[video]

[parashade]

... I am glad you understand. [It's not like she knew that, but she'll roll with it.] It was a joke.

[video]

[combat_butler]

... eh?

... ... ah... Could it be... You're the type who can say extremely questionable and ridiculous things with a perfectly straight face?

[video]

[parashade]

It seems you are quite familiar with various types of people. That's good since it saves me the time to explain. [Basically means yes...]

[video]

[combat_butler]

I've met my fair share, yeah... Still, um... It's likely for the best you didn't have to explain! It's always extremely awkward to see that type explain it...

[video]

[parashade]

Then I will spare you the awkward tension and not explain things, since you have asked for it.

[Yeah, this is how she rolls.]

And yes, to your question earlier. [Which question, Mio??]

[video] 1/2

[combat_butler]

Which question?! I've only asked four so far! Does she mean the first one?!

[video]

[combat_butler]

*AHEM.*

Yes, huh...? Well, um... I have yet to see a dragon that meets those parameters, but I'll let you know if I see one?! ... not that I have any real experience in dragon training...

[video]

[parashade]

I suppose seeing one would be helpful, but I am sure this kind of question can be answered without seeing one. I am asking for thoughts of others, not genuine hard facts that it must be 100% correct.

[video]

[combat_butler]

... ah.

So it's about a hypothetical banana dragon?

[video]

[parashade]

[She shakes her head. Try again, butler-kun.]

[video]

[combat_butler]

... hypothetical apple dragon?

[video]

[parashade]

...

[She shakes her head again. Mio can probably go on forever about this until she gets dizzy, man...]

[video]

[combat_butler]

... oranges?