parashade | 01 ☂ VIDEO

[The feed starts with small shaking movement because this girl still does not know how to handle technology very well. Her face is on the screen and it looks like she wants to ask the general public something of importance with her usual poker face.]

If anybody knows of a Pokemon that produces food on its own that is edible for humans, I would like to know what Pokemon it is and where I can acquire one.

[There are small thumping noises as she expresses her request. The background shows a big, open parasol and whatever small space that shows the trees is moving along, which means she is too, but she doesn't seem to be walking. Probably riding on a Pokemon or something, right? Right.]

... I do not know how much that particular Pokemon would be worth and I have not been given the comparison to measure the currency with. I assume that people have been in the same shoes as I have, so you would know how much money you started with. So if anybody could explain the currency this place uses, that would be nice too.

Also, for a dragon that requires sunlight to move, would you say that it is an autotroph? What about one that has wings but cannot fly? Would it be in the same category as a penguin?

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The fact that whether you knew of it or not does not make the matter any less personal, don't you think? It only affects the percentage of whether you would be forgiven for making such a mistake or not.

Edited 2012-08-07 06:02 (UTC)

Ahhhh... It's finally here. The day where forgiveness is measured in percentages...

If you think about it, everything is measured in percentages, isn't it? This isn't any different. But of course, I am no master of probabilities, so that sort of job is left to others that are well more accustomed to calculating these sorts of things.

... Boys shouldn't worry about small details.

Even if that's the case, I don't want to live in a world where statistics and percentages are the deciding factor in everything-!

. . .

I declared loudly before remembering this is a place where levels and slight differences in HP make all the difference.

... I am glad you understand. [It's not like she knew that, but she'll roll with it.] It was a joke.

... eh?

... ... ah... Could it be... You're the type who can say extremely questionable and ridiculous things with a perfectly straight face?

It seems you are quite familiar with various types of people. That's good since it saves me the time to explain. [Basically means yes...]

I've met my fair share, yeah... Still, um... It's likely for the best you didn't have to explain! It's always extremely awkward to see that type explain it...

Then I will spare you the awkward tension and not explain things, since you have asked for it.

[Yeah, this is how she rolls.]

And yes, to your question earlier. [Which question, Mio??]

Which question?! I've only asked four so far! Does she mean the first one?!

*AHEM.*

Yes, huh...? Well, um... I have yet to see a dragon that meets those parameters, but I'll let you know if I see one?! ... not that I have any real experience in dragon training...

I suppose seeing one would be helpful, but I am sure this kind of question can be answered without seeing one. I am asking for thoughts of others, not genuine hard facts that it must be 100% correct.